Funny Happy New Year Wishes and Quotes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

A new year. A fresh, clean start! It’s like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities!

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

Happy New Year! I can’t believe another year has passed so quickly. In the words of Michael Altshuler, “The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot!”

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

My New Year’s resolution was going to be to quit all my bad habits, but then it occurred to me – no one likes a quitter. Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! I don’t know about you, but my New Year’s resolution is to stop feeling guilty about not keeping last year’s resolution.

Remember when we were younger and just wanted to stay up on New Year’s Eve? Now all we want to do is sleep!

Happy New Year! Here’s to living on the edge a little more in 2021. As Hunter S. Thompson said: Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”

Wise, kind, gentle, generous, sexy. But enough about me, here’s to you – Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! Let’s eat, drink, and be merry – for tomorrow we diet!

May all of your troubles last as long as my New Years resolutions! Happy New Year!

Before I get drunk, dance on the bar, lose my phone, get naked and get arrested, let me wish you a Happy New Year!

Live it up on New Year’s Eve – you’ve got the whole year to live it down!