Examples:

• I wouldn't have missed your graduation for all the tea in China.
• There's not a single good book here for all the tea in China.
• Not for all the tea in China!
• I wouldn't go back there... not for all the tea in China.
• And Amy simply would not remove her Fozzie bears for all the tea in China.
• I wouldn't get onto a horse for all the tea in China.